Total Medals Earned: 402 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,955 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
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100000 pts easy
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 17/21 (155/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/325 points)
Get 10 headshots
Get 10 kills
Visit the firing range
Get 50 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Prestige in ranked mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (185/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
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Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 2/16 (60/495 points)
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (310/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything